I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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