What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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