If i come over, it means nothing
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
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