I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
His hands were made for my vagina.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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