It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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