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i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
