I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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