Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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