what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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