The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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