My Higher Power is John Stamos
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
