Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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