Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
My legs feel like baby dolphins
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