Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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