just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
So much rum. So many feels.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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