he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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