I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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