Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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