he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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