she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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