I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
i will never coherently bang her
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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