her vagine was all disorganized.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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