"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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