I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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