dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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