Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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