It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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