in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
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I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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