so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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