after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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