do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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