my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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