so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Randomize