I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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