call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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