Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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