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he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
