Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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