So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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