she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
