I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
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