Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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