I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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