just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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