I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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