is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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