She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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