I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
50% drunk capacity currently
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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