plz talk dirty to me
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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