at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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