so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
