No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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