I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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