No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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