This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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