IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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